Assorted Jokes and Other Funny Bits

This collection of jokes, funny sayings and other allegedly humourous pieces has been obtained from many places. Apologies if you should have been cited as the author/copyright owner/scumbag lawyer looking for someone to sue.

Some Strange Excuses for Absence

Some examples of reported aircraft faults

Alien Invasion? You figure out which

A Politically Correct Holiday Wish

A Bizarre Suicide

How a blind pilot keeps his licence

Downsizing At The North Pole

The only way to make a fruitcake

God and UNIX

Interesting Appeals against bad grades

If Dr. Suess Did Technical Writing

If Operating Systems Were Airlines

If Operating Systems Were Beers

How a Microsoft engineer handles faults

How a Microsoft engineer handles faults (Another version)

The Famous Neil Armstrong Joke

Fifteen Types of....

Radicalism. What Does It Mean?

Santa Claus Meets UNIX

Toasters, anyone?

Some Undocumented Windows 95 Error Codes

The Cowboy

The Man From Microsoft

The VAXorcist

How To Tell When You're Webbed Out

Why Is It So?

Windows 95 Source Code


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