A Politically Correct Holiday Wish

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, non addictive, gender neutral, summer solstice holiday,
practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, and with respect for the religious persuasions of others or
their choice not to practice religion at all;

AND

a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 1996, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions
to our society have helped make Australia great, without regard to the race,
creed, colour, religious or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no
promise by the wisher or wishee to actually implement any of the wishes
for her/himself or others.)